Monday, 7 February 2011
Bailing Chapter 7 - Breaking Point
I always get static shocks off of the metal cages somehow. Whenever I slowly reach towards one I know my body is permeating some unseen electromagnetic membrane surrounding the metal and upon contact becomes an instant conductor.
Worse is the barrier next to the escalators, to touch both at the same time is to become a human crocodile clip. Thus I unintentionally demonstate a human electrical circuit, in brief but nevertheless blaringly regular detail.
The entire building must be positively charged as the same thing happens with the door code panels. More wonderful static shocks to make one's knee-jerk pussy-footing all the more obvious to one's co-workers. And to add insult to injury the doors tend not to open afterwards. I think its a motion senser thing.
Of course when I do get in:
Five hours & 350 absent boxes later:
and later still:
And finally the camel's back breaks.
END.
Bailing Chapter 6 - Love, Honour & Obey
The Company doesn't want you to get away.
The Company doesn't tolerate individualism.
The Company doesn't tolerate intellectual thought.
The Company doesn't tolerate items beyond The Company.
The Company doesnt want you to get away.
END.
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